I think I have a unique perspective on this one. Considering the fact that I, effectively, ceased being a fan of Vybz Kartel... maybe some FIFTEEN YEARS ago, the idea of doing a Signatures feature on him represents a classic run and, I'm predicting, A LOT of fun. When Kartel rose to prominence surely no one could have predicted either of the two main things that would follow him: The seemingly endless line of controversies and the heights that he would reach. To my opinion, those heights were made possible because of the tremendous level of SKILL he displayed so early on during his career; the likes of which (in one person), the Dancehall probably had not seen up until then. Today we celebrate a so very, VERY rare talent. Signatures: Vybz Kartel.
1.'Send On'
Heavenly & Celestial. While it is virtually impossible to remember the work Lenky has done in the music, in general (and still is), highlighted by the immortal Diwali Riddim; what immediately followed that track has remained in my mind as well. In 2003, the ace producer would set forth the Time Travel which would give birth to at least solid tunes from the likes of Ele, General Degree, Bounty Killer, Determine and Assassin [Agent Sasco]. The riddim was a damn joy as it changed and changed again into variations for several of the vocalists. With all of that being said, however, the sitting Monarch of the Time Travel Riddim was Vybz Kartel who blessed it with its MASSIVE herb tune, 'Send On'. TECHNICALLY 'Send On' was fairly straightforward in what it was but when you actually dug into it, there was nothing "simple" going on here. 'Send On' was kinda ridiculous. It was high-tech. It was out in the stars somewhere as Kartel sent on a brilliant torrent of words for the ages. It stands as EASILY one of the best he's ever done, having few in the way of peers. This was polished, refined and streamlined Vybz Kartel at his hypnotic best across one of the finest compositions that he ever touched.
2.'Robbery'
This ain't serious. Vybz Kartel would have some rare, good-natured fun with some of his peers on this oft-hilarious track from the "Up 2 Di Time" album, 'Robbery'. This tune was the heights of creativity as Kartel took on both foe and friend as NO ONE, not even BERES HAMMOND (who was "first pon di list"), was safe from his bout of kleptomania. The true joy of this song was how he made his way through calling up well known phrases/songs/facts about his prey in the process. Bounty Killer, Beenie Man, Buju, Ele, Sizzla Kalonji, Don Corleon (who produces the song), Wayne Marshall... and so many others were forced to be careful where they sat their valuables as Kartel was out for EVERYONE. He saved, in my opinion, his funniest run for Roundhead (always did like Roundhead, very underrated, in my opinion:
"Rob Roundhead widout a gun
Tek him chain and run
HOW A 400lb MAN FI TRY RUN MI DUNG?"
3. 'Badda Dan Dem'
Mi no care. There was a backstory to 'Badda Dan Dem'... kinda. When Kartel came to prominence, he did so, largely, alongside Assassin (now Agent Sasco). They weren't friends (at least not as far as I know) or enemies but they came up together so, like Beenie & Bounty and Busy & Aidonia, they almost continuously drew comparisons to one another. 'Sassin dropped a tune by the name of 'We a Bad From' and, here came Kartel with a song called 'Badda Dan Dem' whose punchline was:
"MI NO CARE WHERE YOU BAD FROM"
So, CLEARLY, it was a response to Assassin's song, right?? I don't think that question was ever answered officially by Kartel but everyone took it as a direct reaction; to the point where Spragga Benz, Sasco's mentor, took offense and reacted with his own tune/s aimed at Kartel (some of which was VERY good) in defense of his protégé (I don't think Sasco, himself, ever responded). Not to pick sides (a hundred years later) but Kartel's first reaction/non-reaction, 'Badda Dan Dem' was fantastic. Gifted with the downright STRANGE (in a good way) Kasablanca Riddim, Kartel PLAYED. It isn't here just because of its covering a significant occurrence in his career but it's also... MAYBE top five here as well.
4. 'Slow Motion'
Put a smile pon mi face. The undeniable changeup here, 'Slow Motion', whether it was realized or not (and it wasn't) was special. Listen to this song maybe two times and you don't really need to play it after that because it becomes GLUED into your memory. The great Tony Kelly supplied his Street Bullies Riddim to Kartel (courtesy of Shaggy's Big Yard) and returned to him was an infectious DIAMOND of a tune. Its course was pretty different than most of the tunes that you're going to see here: No one was killed, no one is smoking anything (...well, they are but that isn't really the point here) and nothing X-rated is going on and 'Slow Motion' was still a major winner.
5. 'Kill Dem All'
And dun. While the origins/inspiration behind 'Badda Dan Dem' may or may not be in question, there was no mystery at all as to who the intended victim of 'Kill Dem All' was. This tune was probably the best of the back-and-forth Kartel enjoyed with Mavado many years ago (which I now remember quite fondly. It was fun!). Many times, such interactions don't really produce THAT good of material (see Sizzla v Khago) but 'Kill Dem All' was scintillating. It was ridiculously aggressive. It was a damn movie scene of a song (it was the part where there's the crazy chase with everyone shooting at each other) captured nearly PERFECTLY by TJ on his epic Beauty and The Beast Riddim. Though he'd hit a point where he'd kind of swear them off completely (because anytime he made one, even one that was super generic, it would give birth to ten different counteractions from people who would not otherwise get that type of attention) Kartel's gun songs, for what they were, were mightily inventive. Whether specific or broad he almost always hit his mark and 'Kill Dem All' was not an exception.
6. 'Nah Climb' featuring Ward 21
Rise up. While I'm not finished compiling this list just yet (I think this is tune #8 and I have two more already set, going to add another three or four), chances are fairly decent that 'Nah Climb' is probably going to be the only combination that it features. When I first had this idea, 'Nah Climb' was a definite for it as I can claim it to be, arguably, THE funnest tune Kartel has ever made. Joined by the loonies at Ward 21, and nestled SNUGGLY into Jam 2's GORGEOUS Amharic Riddim, 'Nah Climb' is one of the songs on this list at least in the discussion of being my favourite Vybz Kartel song, period and that is largely due to just how exciting and BEAUTIFUL it's been. I was hooked the very first time I heard it and, all of these years later, my addiction remains as strong as ever.
7. 'Up To The Sky'
Don't drink & drive.
"Dung inna Waterford
A that's where the ganja load
A cellblock ah press it til it flat like a board
Di next episode: Pon di plane on it fi load
Di pilot and di flight attendant dun know di code
And then, never hitch, lock off di x-ray switch
Dog nah waste fi sniff, cause a di plane time fi lift
And if mi hundred-thousand pound about a million spliff
Money high like di cliff
Man haffi shot di sheriff-
Inna di sky
Don't drink & drive
Smoke weed & fly"
While 'Up To Di Sky' has largely gone forgotten, and that hasn't been unexpected, anyone who came across it during its day will surely attest to its prowess. Like several of the tunes you'll find here today, this one so wonderfully exemplifies what Vybz Kartel did at the height of his powers. He could be so PRECISE but it was done in a... GRIMY kind of way. It was polished and it was refined but it wasn't like he learned how to do it, it's just something that he came up with. 'Up To Di Sky' was almost messy in some respects but DAMN what a performance it was at the same time.
8. 'Proper English'
Is it? SURELY a large chunk of my affections for 'Proper English' and why it appears on this list goes to John John who supplied Kartel with his blistering Nookie Riddim, over which the deejay would deliver this X-rated masterpiece. I listen to songs like this and hear lines such as:
"I'm poor but when I fuck pussy, I feel rich"
And I wonder/hope if/that people can appreciate the creativity (they can) that it demonstrates. It makes you chuckle when you hear it. It makes you smile and, if you really tuned it in, what you heard in 'Proper English' was next level material. Dirty as all hell? Yeah, sure; but also something that stuck with me.... twenty years on.
9. 'Solomonic Chronic'
Big & iconic. 'Solomonic Chronic' found Kartel making his play for most dramatic weed song of ALL TIME. Something was wrong with this one... I mean seriously fucked up. You're not supposed to have weed songs that, literally, sound like they could be playing behind an action sequence in a movie. They just aren't supposed to be like that but that was EXACTLY what happened with this one. Essentially lost to time by only being found on an obscure 2008 album by the name of "The Teacher's Back" that was only released in Japan (and never went), 'Solomonic Chronic' has likely not been heard by many of his current fans and that's a damn shame because, within its TRULY ridiculousness, this song was had MAMMOTH chunks of genius.
10. 'Murderer'
Hot coffee. If no one was harmed on 'Slow Motion' and took a moment to cease the violence and put the guns down, that time is over now. Pick up your gun and aim it at absolute anything in your sights and fire at will. Songs such as 'Murderer' have an outlook which is, of course, hellaciously violent; then you look (and listen) into it further and you arrive at realizing JUST HOW FUCKING BRILLIANT IT IS.
"Mi have gun weh work wid pin-number like Nokia chip
Shot contagious like disease, try don't catch it
Head buss like bicycle wheel, try don't patch it
Mi gun dem land plane and turn over ship"
What the hell is that?! Somewhere in this song, which came across the French Vanilla Riddim, is a word-perfect display that... maybe three or four artists in the history of the Dancehall (literally talking about Kartel, Papa San & Aidonia), ever, could have delivered in the way you hear it done here.
11. 'So Me A Say'
Like Calypso. The wordplay, alone, on 'So Me A Say' is FLAWLESS. This tune, which featured on his opus, "JMT", and was produced by the great Don Corleon came with a downright ADORABLE riddim which sounded like something out of the 1980's, Beverly Hills Cop-style and was brilliantly crafted into Dancehall by one of its greatest maestros ever. For his part, Kartel did not miss a beat and the song, although kind of RIGID (and I mean that in a good way. It's almost he's following a pattern in his head. It isn't the craziness, you'll hear on... something like 'Murderer', for example), that kind of attention to detail almost helped to take it to another level in my opinion.
"Don, how you wicked so?
You get props from DJ Wayne, Colin Hinds and Liquid so
How the gun pon yuh hip big so?
It make boy haffi jump and prance like Calypso"
"Perfect" is a word to be careful with (though I've found myself using it more than couple of times now today) (I like how I say "today", as if it didn't take me week or two to write this thing) but the lyrical display you find on 'So Me A Say' was wholly without blemish. It was perfect and it may just be my favourite song that he's ever made.
12. 'Kartel Reveal It'
Knock dem out like Riddick. From the very second 'Kartel Reveal It' jumps in, you just KNOW that you're about to hear something TRULY special and it does not disappoint. The KNOCKING composition behind it, nurtured to perfection by Jam 2, provides an enthusiastic backdrop over which Kartel aims at enemies far and wide and does so brilliantly.
"Dem ahgo dead this minute
Sink dem like Titanic"
There was always something SINISTER about 'Kartel Reveal It' as well. You're likely to find other gun tunes on this list (one in particular I've already chosen) but they have an element to them where... the entertainment aspect is stressed. 'Kartel Reveal It' has that as well at its minimum but it also just seemed like Kartel was kinda pissed off!
13. 'Wosen'
Girls like mine. I wouldn't think that you'd find this almost obscure now tune on many lists such as this one but there is just something about 'Wosen' that has stuck with me over the years. Maybe it's the very odd Diesel Riddim that it goes on? The Diesel was, just as its name suggests, kind of obese. It was CHUNKY! It didn't get around very much and, off the top of my head, I'm struggling to come up with anyone else who even remotely did damage on it (and now, after having looked it up.... no. No one else did). It doesn't get around very much and it would take someone TRULY gifted to produce magic on it (and that isn't to say that it is necessarily a bad riddim but it comes across as very difficult to ride in my opinion). Fortunately, they (I think Galaxy P made this riddim) enlisted the help of one Vybz Kartel who would BLESS the track with 'Wosen'. This song was everything that it should not have been. It MOVED. It was agile and it was so not in an uncomfortable way (if you do want to hear uncomfortable gal tunes on the Diesel (and you do not), check Galaxy P's own offering, 'Tickle Her Fancy' which is awful). 'Wosen' is not in the upper echelon of songs on this list and there're tunes MUCH better than it in his catalogue that I cut off of this list ( like 'Weed Partner') (and 'War Naah Talk Over') (and 'Ride In') but, given the circumstances, it ranks as one of Kartel's finest performances altogether... but no one knows it.
14. 'Badman Nah'
1. 2. 3. 4. And finally, if this list is meant to be a celebration of SKILL and TALENT (and it is) then it would be incomplete without the infamous 'Badman Nah'; one of the absolute FILTHIEST displays of ability that I have ever heard in the Dancehall.
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