Have to temporarily say goodbye because I'm taking my wife and my daughter and we're going to lose our collective damn minds at Carnival for a couple of weeks. My wife has relented a bit on her previous promise to "declaw" me if I were to even try to "do something on that blog", so you may actually hear a peep or two out of me over the course of the next two weeks, but then again, you might not and it's only two damn weeks so who cares?!!!
On a technical side, this is post #372 and my 1 one year anniversary isn't until the 22nd of the month, so there you go! I deserve a break dammit! And I should be back to regular (which means every damn day), sometime between the 17-20 yeah. Maybe even sooner.
So what to do until then??? Well you can start by reading all of this shit around here! There're now 181 album reviews on this site and I've written every last one of them and I haven't even read them all, so I know YOU haven't.
What else?
You can check:
UnitedReggae[Bestess most beautifulest site in the world. I write over there too]
NicoReggae[Turning out to be a very good writer, biggup yourself Nico]
101 Vibez[My newest addition. Don't know a whole heap about the man, but his site is in proper order and he's apparently a Kreyol youth so go and get educated] [Biggup yourself Alex]
IReggae & VIReggae[You can spend the entire two weeks on these two sites listening to radio shows and COOL interviews from dozens of big artists] [Including Queen Omega] [What!]
Antilles-Mizik[I'm going to do something Zouk-ish when I get back. Go and see if you can predict what it is and buy a Zouk or Kreyol Reggae album from the hundreds these people have]
Or you can just chill around here. Big stuff when I get back. Jumping in with a twenty release edition of 'Check It' [Go & buy some Zojak stuff while I'm gone too!]. Crazy reviews from all over. All that good stuff, you know what it is by now! And if I never ever return. Remember the sign:
And know that I went with a smile
See you in a couple of weeks
BALANCE
RasAchis
{Note: If you want to get in contact with me, you can still email me and I should be able to get back to you within a day or two, no problem}
I’m always kind of conflicted when I get things like this and sometimes it just really bothers me to some degree. We have an unfortunate situation going on now where there are SO MANY of our artists in Reggae music who, virtually as a necessity, are ‘forced’ to go overseas, particularly to places in Europe (and now Asia certainly has a burgeoning market) in order to earn a living and get their messages out to crowds who are able and willing to appreciate them. This almost ALWAYS happens with Roots Reggae artists and not all of them, but a DEVASTATINGLY talented few. It’s a bad thing I think, because in the Caribbean where they are from and where their music is seemingly most potent and palatable, we should be able to show these clearly talented individual a proper support. HOWEVER, it goes to the credits of these artists a situation which I believe is ‘re-enriching’ a foundation which, years from now (or maybe even tomorrow), may just set the stage for a GLOBAL REGGAE SUPERSTAR to emerge in a Roots style, with the ‘soil’ having been ‘fertilized’ by individuals such as the one we’re dealing with today. So, it’s kind of a conflict for me as I said, but one which is slowly diminishing and largely due to the talented artists and PRODUCERS coming from the European scene. When you can produce the bonafide album of the year, as it did last year (as well as a top contender) (biggup Nereus Joseph), it makes it hard for people like me to put up much of a complaint and projects like this also do the same. Well, now we can apparently take names like Mark Wonder, Prince Theo and Lorenzo as of late and an unfortunately VAST list of others, as BIG TALENT Jamaican Roots Reggae artists who have gone to Europe to do incredible works and add to them another big talent in Anthony John [aka Mr. Music]. My own experience with the artist comes as a result of him being one of a few very solid names on the ‘roster’ of artists at the once quite impressive Jah Warrior camp from out of England a few years back (a ‘roster’ which also included Lutan Fyah, Jah Mason (for whom the label released an album Most Royal), Peter Broggs and the immortal Alton Ellis) (biggup Earl 16). While that link never produced an album (at least not to my knowledge), it definitely put him on my own radars and I’m sure did similarly for quite a few fans worldwide. And it’s so interesting that I don’t too much know him from his work in Jamaica, because in researching this project . . . I have learned SO much, to say the least.
The first thing that I’ve learned is that Anthony John has apparently now linked with the previously unknown to me, Flyroots Productions from out of France. The same label also has released a very strong riddim album for the Breadfruit Riddim (which I may also get around to reviewing someday) and is apparently in the process of setting themselves up quite nicely for a great run. Also, I should add that Flyroots is apparently a label he himself runs in part as well, so not only has John gone to Europe as an artist, but he’s done so as a business man as well (and I could guess a few other things, like I THINK he runs it with his wife, but I digress). The next thing that I learned is that, although I may have been waiting for and expecting an Anthony John/Jah Warrior release, if it actually did materialize, it wouldn’t have been his first album. Nope. Anthony John SURPRISINGLY has already had two albums to his credit, 1996’s Do Good and just a few years back in 2006 with Won’t Loose Track and I’m sure I’ll probably go looking for them both someday, especially the latter (typo and all). The next bit of biographical information that I encountered, wonderfully, was that Anthony John and I actually share a birthplace also (BIGGUP ST. ANN!) as he shares quite early on here. Here? “Here” is of course Anthony John’s brand new album, the third of his career, Creation from Flyroots Productions. Of course the album itself also becomes a matter of education as well to a degree, not the smaller part of which is to introduce and educate the masses on the artist that is Anthony John, as this is by far his most high profile release to date. Apparently he’s been quite busy in terms of performing and just generally getting his name out on the European scene and so much so that the album is probably a big deal over there, but when you get to listening to it, it should be a big deal everywhere. In terms of his actual style, Anthony John is primarily a singer, although there’re definitely some chanting like overtones to his vibes occasionally. If I had to compare him to someone, I’d probably say that he sounds like a modern version of Reggae great Horace Andy on a level. While he doesn’t have that BRILLIANT frailty to his voice that Andy does (no one does, which is partly why the man is so great), John is more versatile and ‘open minded’ in his approach, which is interesting to say the least. The literal direction of Creation is also a bit of an education in terms of how it develops through its duration. Anthony John has a very ‘FRESH’ type of approach to his music and I know that’s kind of odd considering that I just compared him to a nearly sixty year old man, but I’ll explain of course. What I mean is that, while I don’t consider him THE finest lyricist that I’ve heard (although apparently he’s good friends with one of the best, more on that in a bit), he has a very perceptive bit to his style of writing which is going to separate him from MOST of his singing Roots Reggae peers (many of whom are more well regarded than he is, at least so far) and that’s definitely a good thing. It’s just very interesting and invigorating hear someone who has a different take on things (however slight), particularly in a genre which is often criticized (appropriately at times and inappropriately at others, in my opinion), for being somewhat robotic in general. That cannot be said about this project, however, as even though it isn’t the most varied set I’ve ever laid ears on, Anthony John’s Creation is far from the ‘status quo’.
The album is produced by Anthony John (and his wife, I THINK) and is very well presented and just well done in general. It’s always nice to see something actually spent some money on something and didn’t just call in each and every favour owed to them in order to produce a work as substantive as this. Getting said “substantive” material started on Anthony John’s new album, Creation, after an intro (which I’ll deal with later), is a bit of a literal introduction ’Roots John’. This VERY DIRECT tune isn’t exactly what I would call joyful or such, but it has such a nice vibes surrounding it that it almost comes off like that as John essentially gives a very ‘stylized’ view of how he has come to be where he is. By its end, I come away with the feeling that Anthony John is downright ecstatic to be doing what he does for a living and that people (like me) are grateful that he does it. Very interesting and BIG opening (and lest, I forget, it‘s also apparently produced by my new favourite producer Sherkhan). Next up is a tune which sounds more like something you might’ve expected to hear playing on the album, but, as I alluded to, it’s not just a straight forward piece of tune like you’ve heard dozens of times before, ‘Dem A Fight’. The tune speaks out on the fight faced by John and good people in general against corrupt society. The thing which caught my attention IMMEDIATELY, and ‘Exhibit A’ regarding what I mean with John’s unusual lyrical approach, comes on the chorus of the tune where John says, “dutty babylon ah fight against I. Dem still ah fight against Rastafari. I KNOW WHY”. He actually takes the next step and claims to have knowledge of the reason of the fight (and by extension one can assume, the purpose behind the actually “corruption”). To my ears, John goes about explaining said reason as what I interpret as ‘insecurity’ that they know that what they’re doing is FUCKED UP (“the truth’s staring them in them face”) and wrong and it bothers them when they see someone else doing that and doing so happily. I could take this one in a few different directions, it’s just a HEALTHY tune and one of the best on the album. Speaking of ‘well-fed’ tunes, I’m going to go ahead and proclaim ‘Strive’ as being nearly obese. This SPECTACULARLY vibed tune strikes a chord on an inspirational message. Everything on this tune, from the lyrics, to the melodies and the riddim itself make it such a powerful vibes and one of the definitive highlights on Creation (if you wanted to call THE best tune here, I wouldn’t put up too much of an argument).
On paper, there’re three tunes which are most certainly going to stand out on this album and for a couple of different reasons. The firsts are, of course, the combination tunes because they feature some interesting guesting artists to say the least. Check ‘How Could You’ which features the spicy, big voiced veteran Empress Ayeola. This tune is pretty much what you might expect in terms of dealing with relationships, but the two make a nearly wonderful duo on the tune which is not to be missed (and you DEFINITELY should look more into Ayeola if you haven’t already. The original Fire Mamma). And continuing his apparent quest to appear on every album EVERYWHERE, Lutan Fyah stops by on the MAGNIFICENT ‘Dance & Sing’. This tune, much like ‘Roots John’, comes across as just an ode to the music itself and how grateful they both are to be doing the musical work and on the musical journey. The tune is just SWEET and it’s not the first time the two have vibed together, they also linked on a tune by the name of ‘Roots Woman’, which I believe was a tune for Jah Warrior. Speaking of Steve Mosco and the fine people at Jah Warrior, they’re on board for the other tune here which is certain to stand out on paper because it’s the title track. It’s also certain to stand out literally because it is the best tune on the album named after it. ‘Creation’, the song, is one which I’ve spent quite awhile examining because ostensibly it doesn’t seem to go in the direction I expected AT ALL. Instead, John deals with the lineage of “creation” and how it breaks down when he BRILLIANTLY addresses the family in general. It’s just something you have to hear and see if you can pick up on the nearly HIGH-TECH connections the man makes on the piece. HUGE tune (and a stepping tune also, big riddim). Also on his own, Anthony John crafts some of the finest moments on Creation altogether. Take a listen to the stirring ‘Meditate No War’ (“meditate no war. Love is lovely and war is ugly”). You can take ‘meditate’ in the mental sense or in the spiritual sense, in my opinion. I’m going to look at it in the mental sense (because it’s funny when you do it). In that respect, Anthony John is saying, of course, ‘I don’t want you fighting one another’ and then he goes a BIG step further by saying ‘I don’t even want you THINKING about it!’ However the tune appeals to you (and it will, hopefully) it’s a very powerful vibes (and that riddim is just ANGRY). The somewhat perplexing ‘Solitaire’ is a tune which I’m still working with. It seems to describe the activities of a very lonely (and somewhat strange) woman, but she is a woman that seems to captivates John on some level as well. The tune is one of the best sang on the entire album and it flows on a RIDICULOUS relick of the ‘Beverly Hills Cop’ riddim (yes that’s what I said), so skip it at your own peril. Like Solitaire herself, there’s something oddly attractive about this tune. Things are less muddled on the (literally) divine ‘Haile Selassie’. This tune is just a winner from the first tone and remains at that level throughout. It actually focuses less on His Majesty HIMSELF and instead focuses on His influence and the way some try to disparage His name. The tune is just BIG and it also has a very nice old school sounding Dancehall riddim to go along with it. ‘Panic’ is perhaps my least favourite on the album, but that’s strictly because of how it is vibed (straight forward acoustic in the middle of the album) (Anthony John breaking the Reggae-norm of putting such a tune at the end). Lyrically speaking, it’s a powerful recap of the London 7/7 bombing from a few years back, which apparently John witnessed personally. There’s also ‘Working For Better’ which I REALLY enjoy, if for no other reason than, as is his developing norm, John breaks the lyrical norm on a tune like this and doesn’t say some lame cliché like ‘Jah ahgo provide’ or ‘my people rise up’ or something like that and instead he insists on the WORKING part, which is so so true. Lastly is the undeniable changeup on Creation, ‘Musical Fire’. When it first starts I thought that John had also linked Vegas (because he sounds EXACTLY like him at he start of this tune), but it’s all him apparently and despite its crazy poppish sound (I SUPPOSE you might even be able to call it Soca with the horns in there), it eventually started to grow on me.
I’ll also mention the intro, ‘Come Together’ and the outro ‘Book Of Life’ (and apparently I spoke too soon before, because I forgot, BOTH are acoustic sets). The two are just COOL pieces of work. Normally things like this don’t really go too far in helping the album, but these nice additions really do in this case.
Overall, you won’t have to go too far to realize that I’m well in favour of you picking up this one, but it certainly does have a bit of a condition on it. Despite the fact that Anthony John’s style is very different, I still think that it is one which never deviates too far from Reggae and given the lyrical changes that I mentioned, I think Creation is ultimately an album which is most likely to be featured by HEAVY Reggae heads. Newer fans may not be able to appreciate the subtle shifts he makes at times. Also, although it has old school inclinations, this album is very much a modern piece, to my opinion. So! If you’re a big fan of new school (neo) Roots Reggae then you . . . Probably are going to . . . Like this one quite a lot. Of course “big fan of new school Roots Reggae” describes me to the letter so I don’t have many complaints and neither will you for an album which brings forth on the highest scale of the game, one of our ‘missing’ champions. And it’s a damn shame he had to go all the way to Europe to show it, but I’m kind of thankful now that he did.
I figured I'd give another piece of one of these before I left to just show that I would continue to do it (I could probably do one of these EVERY DAMN DAY) and just since the first one (a few hours ago basically), I've gotten quite a few suggestions. By far the most remote and fresh to me comes via Polynesian artist Fiji, who I don't think I've heard of before. His tune 'Morning Ride' is COOL AS HELL and it was recommended by reader Ben from out of California in the States. Biggup Ben, biggup Fiji. Take a listen (crazy riddim on this one):
I think this one is fairly straight forward, the only question is the order, but of course it won’t work out that way (it never does).While Lyons is definitely the favourite, I think both she and Winchester, the other favourite, ‘suffer’ from down years on the Groovy side. I don’t think either of their tunes is just very good (but then again, I didn’t like ‘Heavy T Bumpah‘. ‘Start Whining’ is the type of tune that can grow on me, but it just hasn’t yet. Still, that certainly doesn’t mean either can’t win. I’m going with Patrice this year because I think everything is wide open and her tune is GREAT and complicated as hell. Also, the last time she competed in this competition (2008), she took a CLEAR 2nd position, besting everyone outside of a DOMINANT Winchester with the winning tune, ‘Carnival Please Stay’. Also look for Zoelah to have a big year again and I wouldn’t be surprised if she outdid anyone on the list as, besides the experience gained at least year’s show, she’ll also have arguably a better tune to work with in my opinion (still would have loved to see Biggie Irie run in with 'Rub Up' this year!).
Dark Horse
I don’t know if I can actually call Kerwin Dubois & Farmer Nappy ‘dark horses’, because they’re big named artists and the same goes for KMC (although I don’t think he’ll place), so my I’m going with Nnika Francis. She’s in a position to do for herself what Zoelah did in 2009 and previous controversies notwithstanding, Francis has definite superstar position written all over her (sexy ass) (and biggup Mr. Chucky too, love that tune yeah).
Power
Fay-Ann Lyons - ‘True Lies’
Tallpree - ‘Wicked Jab’
Shal Marshall & Screw - ‘Police’
KMC & Ronnie McIntosh - ‘While U Can’
Iwer George - ‘Party Hard’
Daddy Chess - ‘Ready Or Not’
Tian Winter - ‘Soca Rebel’
Skinny Fabulous - ‘Leggo De Beast’
Mr. Killa - ‘Swing It Away’
Blaxx - ‘Huntin’
JW & Blaze - ‘Palance’
Farmer Nappy & Kerwin Dubois - ‘I Pay For This’
Prediction
#1. Fay-Ann Lyons - ‘True Lies’
#2. Blaxx - ‘Huntin’
#3. Skinny Fabulous - ‘Leggo De Beast’
#4. Iwer George - ‘Party Hard’
As much as I might think otherwise, it’s going to be nearly impossible for Iwer George not to place in this competition, so you kind of have to guarantee a place for him, despite the fact that I think his best days in this competition are behind him (and I may very well be wrong). Still, for the winner here you have to take a few things into consideration. The first and not the smallest is most certainly the fact that Fay-Ann Lyons is just BETTER than everyone else in the competition in terms of performance. The next is the fact that Bunji Garlin [aka Mr. Fay-Ann] is not participating (if he were, I might go with him) and is instead reported to be sitting out to “support” his wife in the competition. Bunji Garlin isn’t helping Fay-Ann take Groovy Monarch, ain’t happening. So you can be SURE that he’ll find someway to participate in Power. If Fay-Ann Lyons AND Bunji Garlin take Monarch stage . . . It’s a wrap! Even if THEY don’t, Lyons herself figures to have enough firepower to still fend off the likes of - Blaxx, who gets a step-up this year and the outstanding Skinny Fabulous, whose St. Vincy Monarch winning performance should be enough to get a top four place this year - at least for one more year.
Dark Horse
The Greenz contingent of both Tallpree & the insane Mr. Killa figure to offer stiff competition as well. Tallpree on the strength of a downright BRUTAL tune, ’Wicked Jab’, on arguably the year’s biggest riddim, the Gutter and the always unpredictable Killa based on said “always unpredictable”ness.
Road March
True Lies by Fay-Ann Lyons
Lyons has seemingly discovered the winning formula of Road March, one which doesn’t seem likely to fade away just yet. ‘True Lies’ is one strange little tune, but it’s one which has definitely done what you expected it to and has captivated audiences worldwide with it’s rather ‘ironic’ style (they’re accusing her of doing shit which she . . . Well yeah, she’s guilty of all of that stuff). The obvious competition here comes from the big tune ‘Palance’ from JW & Blaze which has been getting a crazy response thus far and doesn’t need the big performance capability that Monarch does and I wouldn’t be COMPLETELY surprised if Palance, or ‘No Behaviour’ from the absent Machel MontanoHD was to unseat the Queen this year (or ‘Huntin’ for that matter), I just don’t see it happening.
{note: I've seen varying reports of the actual finalists for the competitions, but I've taken my lists from the Express}
{note 2: In no way am I claiming to be a big expert on Soca, I most certainly am not, but still feel free to make fun of me when my predictions ALMOST CERTAINLY are proven to be ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS}
Biggup reader Noel from out of Brazil that linked me this yesterday. Older Nasio tune, 'Jah Glory', from the Rise Up album. If you don't like this tune stop reading this blog. Like right now! BEAUTIFUL SONG! And I'll keep doing this from time to time, so if you have a BEAUTIFUL SONG that I might not even know about or have forgotten about, then definitely feel free to make a recommendation yeah.
Meet Naptali! Remember who first told you about (and is STILL running his mouth about) Lion D, the sensational talent from out of Italy by way of the UK who brought you last year’s stunning best album release, The Burnin’ Melody. Remember who did that because that same person (ME!), is now going to tell you about another artist perhaps poised to do the same surprising thing for 2010, Naptali. I have to say that more so than any other release currently on the schedule (that I know of) I have March 12th circled on the caelendar as a day that I am very much looking forward to because the WICKED artist from out of Clarendon via Kingston is set to release what I’m predicting to be a SURE candidate for album of the year come December, Long Journey from the very solid German based imprint Oneness Records.
Naptali has this very COOL and SWEET style of vocals and I’m steadily trying to say whom he sounds like and I can’t quite put a finger on it, so it’s very original and he uses said style to create some wonderful and sprawling social anthems which, just in the brief time I’ve been listening, have definitely made an impact on me. Check one of the selections from the forthcoming album, the BIG ‘Redeemer’.
I had actually heard of the artist previously as his was a name which had popped up ‘here and there’ over the course of a few releases within the last couple of years, but I don’t recall any of them really taking a hold of me such as the material I’m hearing on the album. But he’s certainly been active over the last few years and unbeknownst to me, had even already had a video for an earlier tune through Gambling House, ‘Equal Rights’.
The album also features combinations with the likes of apparent good friend of Naptali’s Arafat (who guests more than once), the always interesting Sara Lugo and most notably LUCIANO (who apparently named Naptali) on the HUGE tune ‘Seven Miles’ and of course, the inescapable Lutan Fyah. Naptali himself, also strikes me as being very much so grounded and humble in pursuing his art form and in doing so has apparently cut no corners and taken no shortcuts because if what I’m hearing pans out to be so, the man is the FINISHED PRODUCT and again, I’m WELL looking forward to this release, even more so than some of the other big named releases due around the same time.
So definitely keep an eye out for Naptali and Long Journey, which releases on March 12 and is certain to be one of the best albums of the year and hopefully it kicks into top flight an artist who seems destined to do some HUGE HUGE things potentially.
I don’t engage in the practice myself, at least not to any even remotely consistent degree, but there’re quite a few people amongst us who tend to favour music in those very private and intimate moments, in some cases to simply spruce up (or to pull down, depending on what you’re into) or maybe even to ‘close the deal’. Me? Nope. I think hearing someone else’s voice while making love besides my own (and sometimes not even that) and hers, is kind of creepy, but I digress. Still, if you examine it from the musical selection side things can get quite interesting. In the scope of the music we discuss on this blog, I think things are crystal clear what the best choice for ‘baby making music’ might be, but I thought it’d be quite interesting to examine it in more detail, because I could be wrong. Let’s examine.
Dancehall
First of all there’s Dancehall which certainly offers quite a bit of sexual music, both specific and in general terms. And these days it’s pretty evident that the greatest purveyor of audio pornography in the Dancehall, is of course Vybz Kartel. Now if you’re listening to Kartel when you’re with your special woman, then that’s strange as hell, but I’m not the one to judge. Still, you have to admit that something is SERIOUSLY wrong if you’re listening to:
In your bedroom. AND WRONG ON SOOOOOOOOO MANY LEVELS also. The proper choice from the lyrics demon from Portmore, in terms of popular tunes, would more likely be former hit ‘Ramping Shop’ alongside Spice:
This tune, in terms of pacing would presumably be pretty good in the bedroom. Of course, Spice being more consistently on board would help things (but her voice isn’t very enticing either) (all of that sexy ass chocolate, on the other hand, IS). So . . . I’m not trying it of course, but you give it a shot and tell me what you think.
To balance things out, I thought that I’d draw for a female and if you don’t know which one I’m thinking of, then you’re slow. Ce’cile certainly would seem to be a nice choice, so let’s go there. She has dozens of tunes of all types of variety which would qualify as being romantic and, again of so many different tempos that you may very well find something you would like in her catalogue. The tune which IMMEDIATELY came to my head was a one from a few years back by the name of ‘Teddy Bear’, but certainly there’s also:
{note: All Day = At least how long I could happily watch Ce'Cile grind her ass up against that speaker}
But ‘Waiting’. I mean come on Ce’Cile what’re you trying to say (**wink wink**). Other possible choices from the ‘Bad Gyal’s’ batch would be tunes like ‘Hot Like That’ [Throwback Giggy Riddim] and of course, for the risqué, the Lady G approved and Lovindeer disapproved ‘Do It To Me’:
(and the crowd says, “I’m a grown ass man. I’ll do what I like. Thank you very much”)
(and I thought I’d just throw this in as a bonus because she seems to have lost her clothes in it, again, thank you very much)
In the more traditional cases there’s Lover’s Rock and who actually can put a number on exactly how many babies were conceived while young couples listened to tunes from Beres Hammond, Sanchez, Maxi Priest and others over the years (maybe even yours truly). Still, in this era. I think things are WHOLLY clear as to who to go to here, with the divine and angelic Alaine being the clear favourite here as she has spent the last few years basically stockpiling ultra-romantic vibes (even when she wasn’t trying to) (see ‘Lover‘s Prayer‘ from the Dreaming Riddim).
Roots
Hilarious! Who amongst you is going to be the FIRST (and hopefully only) to admit that they find the rather mentally captivating, yet COMPLETELY cryptic tones of someone like Vaughn Benjamin to be romantic? If you are such a brave heart then enjoy:
To be far more serious (and still FAR from completely serious) thinking of music in this subgenre (and briefly doing so) which generally doesn’t make itself available to being romantic very much (and when it does, reviewers like me tend to say that a particular artist is “working in a little bit ore Lover’s Rock” or something like that we‘ll say to make ourselves sound really really smart) I’m driven to a few artists who stand out from the rest. The first is definitely Pressure Buss Pipe who, besides the mega-hit ‘Love & Affection’, recently filed an entire album full of more such tunes with ‘Coming Back To You’. There’s also Etana, whose rather delightful nature, much like Alaine’s tends to offer romance even when it doesn’t seem quite intended to be so and I shouldn’t be so damn dense and ignore someone ‘She’s Royal’ and ‘Stay With You’ from Tarrus Riley, even though I wanted to. My wife LOVES both and yours probably does to:
Soca
Okay. There’s two types (at least) of Soca and definitely only two types that I’m going to discuss here. The first is my beloved ‘Jump Up’ brand of Soca. NOW! If you can make love to something like. . . Oh I don’t know, THIS:
This:
Or even this (despite the fact that it's one of the greatest tunes ever made in history ever):
Then you probably have a problem - with your back - and you’re probably just a really fucked up person in general. BUT! There’s also groovy Soca, which for the always careful and concerned lover may also be too damn fast, but excuse me if I find this tune to be INCREDIBLY sexy:
So push Patrice Roberts’ name to the forefront of that very romantic style of music (in my own personal opinion), but if you’re looking for something to play for your special lady, you’d most surely look to artists like Shurwayne Winchester or Biggie Irie (and biggup Jalena too):
Zouk
Now with all of that being said, like I alluded to, there is still one clear favourite type of music which is ALWAYS romantic and is the clear choice in my opinion. Zouk. Zouk is that type of music that almost INHERENTLY lends itself to making people feel a little . . . Yeah:
It’s just SOOOOOOOOO laid back and SOOOOOOOOOO beautiful that you reach a point while listening that it almost becomes a chore to get out of bed (or off the floor, or out of the shower, or off the countertop) (the kitchen sink) (the truck) (the patio) (the ferry):
So much so is this the case that I can just randomly find something ANYWHERE and it will MOST CERTAINLY be a sexy song. Let’s see:
There you go! I don’t know this tune AT ALL and I don’t even find this woman to be particularly attractive (whoever she is) (she isn’t unattractive at all either), but the tune is a very romantic song.
And it never stops. I can keep going:
It goes on and on forever and ever. The SEXIEST music in the world. Period.
Yow! 
