Thursday, June 9, 2011

Completely Random Thoughts 34: Locked Up

Okay so, once again we found ourselves drifting through the archives at Achis Reggae and once again I found something else to distract you from the fact that I had nothing better to do for a Thursday post. This time we take a brief look at one of our favourite and truly most ridiculous subjects - The wonderful creatures at Penitentiary Records. The same . . . Things have thrilled us over the years with their most dubious releases which have included albums from BIG names such as Sizzla Kalonji, Anthony B and Capleton, all of which feature more than a fair share of big tunes which demand your (Reggae fan) attention.

'Vintage' Penitentiary Records & Friends

Of course, all of these releases (which stopped 3-4 years ago or so) were completely fucked up and random and featured songs from other (better and legitimate) albums. It was basically as if they (whoever was Penitentiary, a question which will likely never be solved (although apparently you can email them at SWEETREGGAEMUSIC@HOTMAIL.COM if you give a damn) (good luck with that) and that’s fine, as long as they don’t come back. They also released one album (Sizzla’s "Burning Fire") twice and routinely just did strange shit -- such as putting half of songs on albums, renaming songs with completely random lyrics and seemingly favouring Google over actually doing a photoshoot. Well done whatever you ares!

I also came across this very interesting release from 2005 which even further solidified Penitentiary Records as top notch bullshit, as if that were possible.

"Conscious Rasta: Clean Heart & Love Part III"

Now! If you open this album and read through the liner notes, the first thing you’ll see is this:

If you can’t read that, and you can’t (because I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing) (biggup Bredz anyway), what it says is:

“PENITENTIARY RECORDS
BRINGS YOU PART THREE
OF THE HUGELY SUCCESSFUL
RASTA COMPILATIONS.

THIS ALBUM CONTAINS
15 TRACKS OF STRONG
UPLIFTING MUSIC FROM
JAMAICA’S RASTA
CONNOISSEURS. WITH A SUCH
STRONG LINE UP OF RASTA
ARTISTS YOU ARE GUARANTEED.”

. . . Yep. That’s what it says printed under a crown (guaranteed what!). When I first read it, what stuck out was the number 15. I thought ‘it would be just like them to not have 15 songs on the album and say something like that. And sure enough:

If you can’t read that, and you can’t (“ “) what it says is:

“01. SIZZLA - SMOKE DI HERB
02. JAH MASON - TAKE ME WERE
03. CAPELTON - JUDGEMENT
04. RICHIE SPICE - JUST THE OTHER DAY
05. LUTON FIRE - WIPE THOSE TEARS
06. ALPHA ROWEN - NO HOLD DOWN BROTHER
07. DENNIS BROWN - REDEMPTION
08. ANTHONY B - NOT A EASY ROAD
09. TERBALENCE - STOP
10. LUCIANO - RED HOT
11. NATTY KING - GOVERNMENT
12. JUNIOR KELLY - PLEASE
13. NATAL BLACK - LEVELS AN SCALE
14. NORRIS MAN - ON YOUR OWN
15. QUEEN OMEGA - POWER
16. MR. PERFECT - BABYLON BOY
17. PREZIDENT BROWN - CONSCIENCE SPEAK”


The easy place to start here (DUH) is with the fact that there’re SEVENTEEN tracks on the album. That means one of two things - The person who wrote the liners didn’t listen to the album - Or the label is saying two of these tunes are shit.

And then there’s this: Who is CAPELTON??? Anybody? NATAL BLACK? TERBALENCE? LUTON FIRE? The final one is most forgivable, but when you take the others into consideration, which shows that they didn’t give a damn, you have to mention it as well. I hardly ever proofread anything I write for typos and I’m sure there’re one or two in this post right now, but if I were going to SALE SOMETHING TO SOMEONE, I would think that I’d have to finally give in and do some actual work.


'Judgement'/'Man A Bawl' by Capleton


'Please'/'Living Hell' by Junior Kelly

What made these things most agitating was the fact that they weren’t horrible. There’s VERY good music on this album. Capleton’s cut of the Drum Song, ‘Judgement’ [aka ‘Man A Bawl’] is a HUGE tune. Lutan Fyah’s 'Wipe Those Tears' is a modern classic of a song and was on a modern classic of an album, "Phantom War". And there’re big tunes from Dennis Brown, Alpha Rowen, definitely Jah Mason, Natty King, Junior Kelly, Queen Omega, Perfect . . . REALLY. Were I just going to look at this one from a strictly musical point of view and blind to the bullshit, it definitely is a 4+/5 type of a compilation - STILL today. But it’s basically ruined with everything going on, as seemingly someone, as on probably all of Penitentiary’s pieces, just put songs together that they liked and sold it.

Whoever or whatever they were - We may have similar tastes. Hopefully we don’t have very much else in common.

4 comments:

  1. LOL.. Random Thoughts... good one Achis. “PENITENTIARY RECORDS" needs to be locked up in solitary for that shit.

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  2. Truly one of the worst things to happen in reggae. Thanks for the write-up! I'm glad I never bought most of those Sizzla albums... think the only one I currently own is "Jah Protect," because at least some of it wasn't ripped directly from his other albums...

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  3. I remember getting an Anthony B album, Confused Time and the music was good and not all recycled from other albums, but the tracklist was completely wrong. Plus when ripping it to a computer it gave a different tracklist. They also didn't give Anthony B writers credits for any of the tracks lol.

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  4. Definitely D-Rok, "Confused Times" truly lived up to its title lol.

    Biggup yourself Dale Cooper.

    Hey Elena!

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